Just had to quickly share some funny things our newly turned 5 year old has said lately! I still hope to post more pics from her birthday soon... I'm waiting on a few pictures.
1. Last night as I'm tucking Bria into bed she mentioned that she and her two friends were "discussing, how babies come out of their mommies". She said "Nami is so silly! Do you know where she thinks babies come out?!?" I said "Uh where?" She then pointed to her mouth and told me to guess. "Mouth?" "No, guess again" "Tongue?" "Yes, but she was just joking. I told her and Hailey that I know how babies really come out!" "You do?" I asked, "How?" "God helps them out!" Bria declared. Good answer, Bria!
2. The other day, Bria tripped and almost fell but she caught herself in the nick of time.
"Whew, that was close" she said "Or else I woulda been walking with God!"
Emelie had to ask her twice to repeat what she said because she couldn't believe Bria had said that! We're still not sure where she got that saying!
3. Bria and I were watching "Nester the Long Eared Donkey" on TV the other night. It's a sweet children's Christmas story made by the same production company that makes "The Little Drummer Boy". Nester, is the donkey that Mary rode into Bethlehem on. Bria wanted to know who that man was with Mary. I answered that that was Joseph.
"Oh, he must be her second husband." Bria said
"No, Joseph was Mary's first husband" I patiently answered.
"But, what about God?" she asked
I stumbled and mumbled through that one and ended up saying that it was a good question for her and Mommy to ask a priest someday soon. Aaaack!
2 comments:
Try explaining adultery (the kids went to confession last night) to an 8 year old
What a silly ol Girl! Gini also told me about Bria's "graduated bob" Can't wait to see you all at Christmas.
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